Putas historias, putos escritos
Sarcastic, crazy, and fucked-up — just like life itself
My Chaos
Yenny Astrid Londoño, Colombian Author of Dark Humor and Satire
Who I Am and What I Write
I’m Yenny Astrid Londoño, a Colombian author writing from Bello and Medellín, Antioquia. Over the years, I also became an entrepreneur, content creator and tarot reader, but I was a writer first, and writing is still what gives shape to everything else I do.
What I write most about is everyday life: relationships between people, loss, other people’s incompetence — and my own, when it’s time to admit it — the contradictions we carry without noticing, and personal experiences that don’t fit into a pretty quote. I tell those stories with sarcasm, irony and dark humor because that’s the way I naturally look at what hurts and what makes me laugh at the same time, which is usually the same damn thing.
But not everything I write is a joke. I also write about grief and spirituality in a different tone, because some subjects ask for more silence than sarcasm. That’s why I prefer not to be boxed into a single genre. What connects my writing is the voice, not the label.
My Beginnings in 2008: Sarcasmo Puro
I started writing in 2008 on Blogger and on Facebook pages called Sarcasmo Puro and Sarcasmo Puro Yenny. I wasn’t posting a short quote and calling it a day. I wrote long pieces, reflections and stories, with sarcasm, dark humor and irony.
Those spaces were the beginning of my voice and my community of readers. That’s where what readers now recognize when they open one of my books began to take shape: the tone, the dark humor and the habit of looking reality straight in the face. All of that started long before I published a book or built a business.
From Blogs to My Books
Over time, that voice moved from blogs into books. Today, I publish my books through Amazon KDP, in Spanish and also in English.
Each book has its own subject, but they all keep the same voice. There’s dark humor about working with people who apparently never learned how to work, a sarcastic guide to recognizing the people who smile while destroying you, a manual for surviving embarrassment, a look at fake gurus who turn desperation into a business, and a book about people who love themselves so much they never bother examining themselves. And then there’s Putas historias, putos escritos, the starting point of my catalog.
No estoy loca, estoy rodeada de incompetentes
A survival manual for a woman who works, thinks, and ends up fixing what everyone else left half-done
No todos los hijos de puta vienen con advertencia
A sarcastic guide to recognizing the people who smile while destroying you
F*cked-Up Stories, Brutally Honest Words
Sarcastic, Unfiltered, and as Messy as Life Itself
100 formas de hacer el ridículo sin perder la dignidad
Embarrassment lasts five minutes. The stories last forever.
Los millonarios que necesitan tu dinero
How fake gurus turn desperation into a multimillion-dollar business
Gente de mierda con excelente autoestima
The problem isn’t loving yourself too much. It’s loving yourself so much that you never stop to question yourself.
Sobreviviendo a mis muertos
You don’t get over your dead. You learn to live with them dead. That is not the same thing.
Nutritional Facts of My Humor
A satirical table with honestly exaggerated values for my humor books. The texts about grief and spirituality use a different recipe.
| Ingredient | Content |
|---|---|
| Sarcasm | 40 g |
| Dark humor | 25 g |
| True stories | 100% |
| Irony | Undeclared amount |
| Imperfect characters | 100% |
| Motivational quotes | 0 g |
| Mandatory happy endings | Out of stock |
| Gurus | May contain traces, strictly for literary purposes |
| Political correctness | Absent |
Warning: these books may cause laughter at inappropriate moments, make you identify real people under different names, and leave you with the uncomfortable feeling that someone has been spying on your life.
Tarot Reader Since 2015 and Entrepreneur Since 2017
I’ve been a tarot reader since 2015. That work lives in Hechizos y Magia, where I offer tarot readings, spiritual guidance, cleansings and rituals. It’s separate from my books, although the two worlds sometimes cross because grief and spirituality are also part of what I write about.
In 2017, Anchetas Medellín (opens in a new tab) was born, a personalized-gift business offering gift baskets, surprise breakfasts, floral arrangements and details for special occasions, with deliveries in Medellín and the Metropolitan Area. I mention it because it is part of what I do, not because that business somehow created my writing. By 2017, I had already been writing for nine years.
Community Manager and the Websites I Build Myself
I have specialized training in Community Management and, with that foundation and the support of artificial intelligence tools, I create and develop the websites for my own projects. I participate directly in their design, content, structure, SEO positioning and technical improvements.
That’s why my digital spaces look so much like me: I build and manage them myself, in addition to writing what they say. That technical side connects with Innovamente AI, a project about artificial intelligence, custom assistants, automation, websites and training. I don’t present myself as more than I am: a writer who learned how to build her own websites and keep them running.
My Projects
Each project has its own space. These are the main ones, in case you came looking for something other than books.
Yenny Astrid Londoño
My author platform: books, blog, personal writing and literary reviews.
Go to HomeAnchetas Medellín
Personalized gifts, surprise breakfasts and delivery details.
Visit Anchetas Medellín (opens in a new tab)Hechizos y Magia
Tarot readings and spiritual services.
Innovamente AI
Artificial intelligence, custom assistants, automation, websites and training.
Escuela de Abejas
A project related to beekeeping.
Visit Escuela de Abejas (opens in a new tab)Loki
A content project about artificial intelligence.
Where to Keep Reading
If you made it this far, the most direct next step is to look at my books or read the blog, where I publish long-form pieces like the ones I wrote when I started. And if you want to talk about an interview, a collaboration or an event, write to me through the contact page.